[Mark_in_Hollywood]

To My Good "Friend" Justadude and all other's who have supported me in my quest to get a date with either hottie-Sarah (Orange Orange yogurt girl) or Anna Wu (like: woo woo woo!).

If you were 'on-shift' while those guys in all black suits, driving all black SUV's were in the Burbank branch last week, you may have noticed that they had these nifty "guns". They look a lot like hand held barcode scanners, but ... read on:

While none of these 'officious' type would speak to lowly little me, they were talking a-plenty with John Casey. Why? I can sell flat screens just a good if not better than him. So, when one of them put his "gun" down. And didn't pick it up as Casey and the bunch of them got in the SUVs and drove off (I guess to do a home theater installation ... but why 3 SUVs?) ANYWAY, the guy left his 'gun' behind and since Casey was gone and Big Mike wasn't there either, I didn't know what to do with the thing. I thought it would scan bar codes and upload inventory and then I wouldn't have to walk around with Millbarge, repeating back to him SKU numbers on the merchandise. (YOu know, I think Millbarge is trying to make me memorize these numbers ... that's another post.) ANyWAY, so, I thought if I had one of these guns, Millbarge couldn't push me around, but when I tried to scan a barcode and have the gun show the SKU number, it only turned a cool blue color. So, while Anna was walking past, I pursed my lips like a kiss, aimed the gun at her and 'pulled the trigger'. She just sneered at me (again), but the gun registered a nice red-orange. So now I know that Anna has the 'hots' for me and am going to try this out on Chuck's ex-GF: Sarah Walker.

But here is why I tell you about this: if you will help aim the gun at my potential customers and I will do the same for you. That way, if a customer is getting hot to buy, we can raise the price before they discover the 'action'.

Big Mike has approved this post.

Mark in Hollywood

PS -- Justadude, I'm still waiting to hear how you got employee: ConnieB into your 'frineds".

[Justadude]

Mark_in_Hollywood, on Jan 6 2009, 09:43 PM, said:

Big Mike has approved this post.

Mark in Hollywood

PS -- Justadude, I'm still waiting to hear how you got employee: ConnieB into your 'frineds".

First, spell people's names right. Second, don't creep them out.
I highly doubt Big Mike approved you message.

[Mark_in_Hollywood]

Justadude, on Jan 8 2009, 06:14 PM, said:

First, spell people's names right. Second, don't creep them out.
I highly doubt Big Mike approved you message.

How is this spelled wrong? Justadude

OH! sorry, I see it's CarrieB. Still way cool ... j-Dude!