[Justadude]

I would like to exsplain my apsents on Christmas eve.

As I pulling into the Buy more parking lot i saw Big Mike and the new am (who's name i will not say out of spite). So i parked close by to see what there where talking about. I got there in time to hear them say they were raising prices 20% to get the "poor suckers" that forgot to buy gifts. It was then that i realized two things. 1: i don't want to be assosiated with people like that and 2: I hadn't bought anything for Christmas. So i headed over to the Large Mart to get some gifts.

Why didn't i see any of you on the news?

[Mark_in_Hollywood]

Justadude, on Dec 30 2008, 09:17 PM, said:

I would like to exsplain my apsents on Christmas eve.

As I pulling into the Buy more parking lot i saw Big Mike and the new am (who's name i will not say out of spite). So i parked close by to see what there where talking about. I got there in time to hear them say they were raising prices 20% to get the "poor suckers" that forgot to buy gifts. It was then that i realized two things. 1: i don't want to be assosiated with people like that and 2: I hadn't bought anything for Christmas. So i headed over to the Large Mart to get some gifts.

Why didn't i see any of you on the news?

I'm speculating, but I believe the reason you didn't see the BuyMore break-in (or BMBI for those 'in the know'), has a lot to do with the fact that the coverage was beamed to a satellite relay and then back to the control room at the television station. The problem, again, as I've had to say in many posts, is that the OrangeOrange, or somewhere near there has nearly over-powering signal strength. Yet, other than the space dish antenna on top of the OrangeOrange roof's area, there are no antennas in sight. I assume that Orange's is an inventory control uplink and serves little other function. (Can you imagine the OrangeOrange Corp. having a broadband connection for the cute employees to surf the 'net for skimpy skirts?) I can't. So, while you could see what was on TV if your receiver (TV set) was within about 20 yards of the BuyMore, further than that and you get ... butkus. I paced it off and the Large Mart is a good 35 yards away, and that's only to the loading zone entrance.

Meanwhile, Justa, how did you get ConnieB into your friends? And can I be friends with her too? By the bye: I PM'd you about this, but this silly BuyMore web-board is a fraud. Just like Chuck and his sycophant friends. My CSS codes and wrap around his and give you html in change. And you are right in thinking that Stinky-Skanky and Big Mike shouldn't be raising prices so near Christmas. It's just plain un-American. But hang in there. Times can get better and remember: you can always

Be More at Buy More!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. -- Do you prefer my new avatar, with full helmet? No rays can penetrate that. It has a nickel finished interior lining, sprayed with thin film carbon nanopaticles.

[AlexisTheory]

You see, I wasn't on TV because when the car crashed into the Buy More I was busy breaking open Casey's locker getting breakfast in the break room. I suddenly noticed that the lockers seemed to be off their usual position and went to check. Can you believe there is actually a secret passage back there? I snuck in, set up a few secret cameras, then found my way out through the OrangeOrange. By then, the store was flooded with TV people and police men.

I still want to know who created the secret passage... I have to return to them the bazooka I borrowed from the arsenal.

[Mark_in_Hollywood]

AlexisTheory, on Jan 8 2009, 11:15 PM, said:

You see, I wasn't on TV because when the car crashed into the Buy More I was busy breaking open Casey's locker getting breakfast in the break room.

. . . [redacted for security purposes]

I still want to know who created the secret passage... I have to return to them the bazooka I borrowed from the arsenal.

Alexis:

Can you post some .jpeg's of the images of the tunnel? I'm becoming very suspicious of the 'doings' in burbank. You can help us solve a mystery. Yet I must reiterate that you are mistaken about the location of the BuyMore in relationship to the OrangeOrange. Have you noticed that Sarah Walker is always hanging 'round Bartowski? If she had to walk across the street, she would be violating her 'break time'. Maybe get fired!!!!

[Krad]

Mark_in_Hollywood, on Jan 10 2009, 05:15 PM, said:

Alexis:
... Yet I must reiterate that you are mistaken about the location of the BuyMore in relationship to the OrangeOrange. Have you noticed that Sarah Walker is always hanging 'round Bartowski? If she had to walk across the street, she would be violating her 'break time'. Maybe get fired!!!!

Who would fire her? She is the owner and sole employee of the Orange Orange.