[Mark_in_Hollywood]

As those of you who are sensible enough to follow my posts (and not Chucky B's), will soon see that there is a strange EMF/RFI interference in the breakroom. The wi-fi cameras I secretly installed there and in the Home Theater Room are crashing their live fees suddenly. And because of that I haven't been able to see Morgan putting it to Anna. So, while I was eavesdropping on John Casey, I overheard some nerd telling him about this spray stuff he could use to block the EMF/RFI spurious emissions. Now, don't ask me why Casey is interested in some sort of sun-block for microwave oven frequencies (2.1 to 2.4 gigaHertz), but there he was. It was an odd scene, right there in the Burbank Buy More. And if you had seen the look on Bartwoski's face ... I'm tellin' ya ... there's something going on with that guy. Anyway, I'm getting off topic. So, I called Corporate tech and got them to send over a case of Super Shield Conductive Coating from MG Chemicals. This stuff is seriously hazardous, so don't be spraying it on customers just cause it makes there skin look like polished chrome. And don't go spraying it on your Sales Associates Green Shirt, to cover up the pizza stain. I will be spraying the walls behind the vending machines with this stuff. I think the highest concentration of spurious emissions is coming from the Orange Orange side of the mall, but I'll be spraying all around both the GPS equipment as well as the WiFi and laptops, so you might want to wear gas masks for the next few days, until it dries.

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[Doctor]

Fantastic job!

Let's set up some small wi-fi routers and start monitoring the wireless traffic around this mall. I'm very curious about all this strange activity too...

[Preparation]

...
Preparation is my middle name...
But you two, Mark and Doctor, are going overboard here...
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Mark, I'd advise you to pay a visit to your Doctor.
But not until he visits his doctor first.

You're losing it, dude.
You do remember what happened to that crazy Harry Tang, right?

[Justadude]

Preparation, on Nov 25 2008, 04:59 PM, said:

You do remember what happened to that crazy Harry Tang, right?

He got sent to Hawaii. Nothing more.