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#12
Posted 28 October 2008 - 02:06 PM
Well.......I got a story for ya all.One day a :angry:man came in to the Buy more he went right into the break room.I turned around to see the man sitting at the table eating lunch.Not a Green Shirt or a Nerd Herder just a civilian.I just starred at the man.He got up over to the vender put a quarter in and got cheetos.Meanwhile the dude was eating a Taco i
tacos so mucchhhhh so with a blink of an eye I stole:ph34r:taco and went to the Home Theater Room to find Jeff lying on the floor sleeping i quietly snuck over him got a paper plate and started pigging out on the Taco.Meanwhile the guy turns around and sees the Taco gone he starts screaming and runs out of the breakroom yelling about his GreatGrand pappys luck Unfortunately Chuck was there standing in the door and coffee in 1 hand the guy ran right into Chuck spilling the coffee all over the Nerd Herd Shirt.The got up and asked "Did you see a taco go by?"
Chuck replied "Yes umm it went that way Guess what he pointed to the Home Theater Room!?!?!?!?I saw the man coming put the unfinished taco on Jeff and ran out the other door and began pretending I was with a midget customer.Never ever ever steal a angry mans lunch he beat the hell outta Jeff I think there's still a bruse on Jeff's back 2.That's me story
Chuck replied "Yes umm it went that way Guess what he pointed to the Home Theater Room!?!?!?!?I saw the man coming put the unfinished taco on Jeff and ran out the other door and began pretending I was with a midget customer.Never ever ever steal a angry mans lunch he beat the hell outta Jeff I think there's still a bruse on Jeff's back 2.That's me story
#16
Posted 16 December 2008 - 04:24 PM
Dashing through the snow in the famous DEMORGAN
Sarah wielding a gun, Casey with no toe
Sales at the Buy More, making spirits bright
What fun it is to be held hostage and shoot people tonight
CIA, NSA, FULCRUM as well
Oh what fun it is to be the intersect tonight
CIA, NSA, FULCRUM as well
Oh what fun it is to be the intersect tonight
Sarah wielding a gun, Casey with no toe
Sales at the Buy More, making spirits bright
What fun it is to be held hostage and shoot people tonight
CIA, NSA, FULCRUM as well
Oh what fun it is to be the intersect tonight
CIA, NSA, FULCRUM as well
Oh what fun it is to be the intersect tonight
#17
Posted 30 December 2008 - 01:50 PM
lily_hale, on Dec 17 2008, 01:24 AM, said:
Dashing through the snow in the famous DEMORGAN
Sarah wielding a gun, Casey with no toe
Sales at the Buy More, making spirits bright
What fun it is to be held hostage and shoot people tonight
CIA, NSA, FULCRUM as well
Oh what fun it is to be the intersect tonight
CIA, NSA, FULCRUM as well
Oh what fun it is to be the intersect tonight
Sarah wielding a gun, Casey with no toe
Sales at the Buy More, making spirits bright
What fun it is to be held hostage and shoot people tonight
CIA, NSA, FULCRUM as well
Oh what fun it is to be the intersect tonight
CIA, NSA, FULCRUM as well
Oh what fun it is to be the intersect tonight
You need help on your rhyme meter, but other than that funny.
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